LAVALLETTE, NJ – Local nurse Craig Parma was surprised on Monday to find himself anxiously awaiting that evening’s episode of “The Bachelorette.” Stretching out on the sofa before the latest installment began, Parma realized for perhaps the first time how much he eagerly anticipated his Monday ritual of take-out pasta while watching the match-making reality show. “I’m kinda rooting for either Chris or Ty,” Parma recalled himself saying Monday morning to a female coworker. “They both seem like really genuine guys, and you gotta feel for Chris with him losing his mom, you know?” Shocked to hear the words tumble from his mouth, Parma added: “I’m glad Kasey left last week before the rose ceremony – I just think he was too dramatic for Ali.” The sudden realization dawned on Parma after canceling a golf game with friends so he could catch the long-running show. “Justin and Ali were never a good fit,” Parma said, inexplicably, to an inquiring supervisor. “I was surprised he made it to the final eight in week six.” Asked to comment on the recent revelation, Parma hung his head and mumbled something about needing a hobby.