NEW YORK, NY – A study released on Monday by Columbia University has shown work to be, you know, just a little crazy this week. According to the study, American workers meant to get around to doing that one thing earlier in the week but haven’t had, like, five seconds of spare time. “Despite a number of reports showing decreased productivity in the workforce,” said economics author and editor Jeff Madrick, “this intriguing study has revealed that work has been really go go go this week.” Added Madrick: “I mean, just non-stop.” The breaking study also confirmed the absolutely crazy-busy week is set to continue into next week as well, citing ‘a lot of reasons, a lot of deadlines, you know it’s just that time of year, I guess.’ The report arrives a month after the publication of a related workplace study, wherein employees are still surprised so-and-so wasn’t fired after he did you know what.