NEW YORK, NY – A Book Publisher revealed plans today to release an upcoming tell-all penned by Famous Person this summer, with a reported advance topping the $_ million mark. Person, best known for his/her blank, has recently teased media outlets and late night hosts with a number of scandalous anecdotes about his/her time in the limelight. “We’re very excited about releasing Famous Person’s collection of memoirs and vignettes in the fall,” an A Book Publisher press release stated. “Mr./Mrs. Person’s unique insight into the world of placeholder is both riveting, humorous, witty, and unparalleled.” Celebrity pundits have been quick to prognosticate exactly what Person will reveal in the book, citing Recent Controversial Happening, past issues with drugs and alcohol, and his/her failed relationship with Other Famous Person.