CHELMSFORD, MA – An unidentified, shirtless man has run around Grace Park, like, eight times, local teenager Anthony “Tony” Schnerr reported Monday. Sitting in the park with friends David “Wicky” Newark and Deb Hudson, Schnerr pointed out the anonymous jogger after etching the word ‘shit’ into a picnic table. “Have you guys noticed this jogger guy?” Schnerr asked his small entourage. “He must be, like, training for a marathon or something. Seriously, eight times I’ve seen him go by.” Cackling in agreement, Newark and Hudson turned to watch the unidentified runner pass by a ninth time. “Dude, like, put a shirt on,” Newark said. “I’ll bet he gets off on stripping in public. He probably totally flashes school buses or something.” Following the seven minute discussion revolving around the jogger, the three meandered over to the duck pond where they encountered a rock shaped like a penis and a mallard that wouldn’t stop swimming like a retard.