Afternoon Nap Planned
2/04/2010EDGAR, WI – In the midst of a particularly tiring trip to the recycling center, coffee shop, and grocery store, local senior Wayne Cutter, 74, made plans to take a nap when he returned home. “Boy,” Cutter said to himself as he walked down the cereal aisle, “I’ll tell ya – I’m just beat. I think I’ll head home after this and have myself a nice little nap on the daveno.” After purchasing $11.37 worth of grapefruit, raisins, buttermilk, oatmeal, and tin-roof-sundae flavored ice cream, the retired contractor reportedly left the store and slowly drove the twelve blocks home. “I don’t normally take naps during the week,” Cutter said as he shuffled from the carport to his front door. “Unless I’ve had trouble sleeping. But I usually sleep pretty well. Unless the wind really picks up.” Putting the groceries away, the widowed father of three sank into his recliner and removed one shoe before leaning back his head and dozing off, mumbling quietly to himself: “I gotta cut that tree down sometime.”
