PULASKI, TN – 4th grade teacher Irene Olmstead is set to match up her only two homosexual acquaintances in the next two weeks, the 43-year old reported Wednesday. “I think Brian and Thom will really hit it off,” Olmstead told a coworker on Wednesday morning. “They’re both so nice and neat and…you know, kinda quirky and fun.” Olmstead first hatched her match-making plan after randomly meeting her second local homosexual in a neighborhood wine club. “I work with Brian, who is just…a delight,” Olmstead recently told a friend. “And after I met Thom I thought: ‘Hello!’ This is just perfect. I can’t think of two people more fitted for each other.”  Olmstead intends to enact her scheme a week from Thursday by inviting her one homosexual coworker to join her and her other lone homosexual acquaintance at a weekly wine and book club meeting in a local bookstore. “I’m so excited,” Olmstead confessed. “If they end up hitting it off, just think, I’m gonna be the one who set up their first big meeting. I mean, what was the chance of them meeting without me?”