WASHINGTON D.C. – Responding to a recent story about Fox News commentator Sarah Palin, anonymous forum poster “gerhart4heis” slammed the former Alaska governor and called the network to task with a series of astute and piercing arguments. “Sarah ‘Caribou Barbie’ Palin in 2012? Puh-leeze,” the pseudonym-using poster cleverly wrote. “If her ‘stint’ as a Faux Noise commentater [sic] does anything but further damange [sic] her already suspect ‘reputation,’ I’ll send my next paycheck to Pat Robertson.” The anonymous forum poster, who has also reportedly offered similar dissections on stories about Susan Boyle, the Notre Dame football program, and Jersey Shore, concluded his incisive comments by accusing the top three network of conservative bias. “Palin belongs on such a channel – Anyone who believes Fix News is anything other than a podium for frothing, backwards conservativism [sic] is as deluded as Glenn Beck is overweight. The Fox Opinion Channel got exactly what they paid for = a village idiot.”