HURON, SD – A perfect parity of high and lowbrow entertainment has been achieved by Dylan Coppage, sources close to the 29-year old reported Monday. Whether alternating canonical literature with TMZ.com or Jeff Buckley with The Jerky Boys, Coppage has become well-known for his heterogeneous tastes among friends and family. “I stopped over at his apartment the other day to return a book,” said friend Sylvia Mohrland, “and I noticed he had a copy of Lonesome Dove right next to one of those god-awful Anne Geddes photography books. You know, those freaky ones where she hangs sleeping babies in stockings from the ceiling?” Added Mohrland: “The thing is, I don’t think [Coppage] does it with any sense of irony. He just has really weird interests.” Coppage’s younger brother also noted his sibling’s divergent tastes. “I was looking through his DVD rack last Friday,” said Nathan Coppage, “and he has Kieslowski’s Decalogue sitting on top of Edward Penishands. I just can’t marry those two, you know?” Coppage further cemented his reputation of dissimilarity by purchasing a vinyl copy of Joni Mitchell’s Blue and season one of Flavor of Love on the same day.