SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Americans confused and frustrated over the Senate’s convoluted health care reform bill were relieved today to hear it explained in a highly quotable radio sound-bite, sources reported.  Across the country, listeners of The Savage Nation – commentator Michael Savage’s daily radio program broadcast out of KSTE in San Francisco – were treated to a clear and extremely-concise explanation of the tangled health care reform bill. “Plain and simple: it’s the future, financial bankrupting of America wrapped in a shawl of socialism,” Savage clarified. “It’s replacing 220-year old American Capitalism with forced death panels and free benefits for illegal immigrants.” Many listeners to the program expressed heartfelt gratitude upon hearing Savage’s explanatory remarks. “Honest to god, I didn’t know what to think or believe about that whole health care thing,” said first-time Savage Nation listener Mark Latourneau. “Now, at least I understand it…and why it’s going to screw us all.” Added Latourneau: “I just hope he explains global warming sometime soon – that confuses the hell out of me.”